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Lord Flashheart Quotes
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Lord Flashheart Quotes

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Am i pleased to see you or did i just put a canoe in my pocket? Lord Flashheart

Lord Flashheart Quotes
Lord Flashheart Quotes

She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils. Lord Flashheart

Always treat your kite like you treat your woman. Get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven & back. Lord Flashheart

I wouldn’t want them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face. Lord Flashheart

Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement gets my vote! Lord Flashheart

You are not just a pretty face. You have had six orgasms so far and all of them belong to me. Lord Flashheart

Mind if i use your phone? If word gets out that I’m missing, five hundred girls will kill themselves. Lord Flashheart

…not when they ought to be on my face. Lord Flashheart

Like the beard. Gives me something to hold on to.

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Sometimes it’s just fucking great to be me. Lord Flashheart

Captain Darling? Last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later.

I don’t know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you. You must be pretty impressed having squadron commander The Lord Flashheart

Always treat your kite like you treat your woman. Lord Flashheart

Captain Darling? Last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later. Lord Flashheart

All right men, let’s do-oo-oo it! The first thing to remember is: always treat your kite like you treat your woman. Lord Flashheart

I’ve got a plan… And it’s as HOT… As my PANTS. Lord Flashheart

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