Best Sarcastic Quotes And Funny Sarcasm Sayings

Best Sarcastic Quotes And Funny Sarcasm Sayings

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Top 50 Sarcastic Quotes

ı was quiet but ı was not blind. Jane Austen

All the good ones are taken. Murphy’s Laws

A half truth is a whole lie. Yiddish Proverb

If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy’s Laws

I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde

Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell. Aldous Huxley

Oh, and I suppose the apples ate the cheese. Suzanne Collins

He was happily married – but his wife wasn’t. Victor Borge

It’s a match made in heaven…by a retarded angel. Woody Allen

Have no fear of perfection — you’ll never reach it. Salvador Dali

Don’t look back — something might be gaining on you. Satchel Paige

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy’s Laws

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. Cassandra Clare

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. Ashleigh Brilliant

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. Buddy Hackett

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs. Robin Williams

Sarcastic quotes and sayings

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you. Billy Wilder

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect. Benny Hill

Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy. Cynthia Nelms

Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. Murphy’s Laws

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Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. Benjamin Disraeli

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Murphy’s Laws

It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. Mark Twain

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. Oscar Wilde

What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein

Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood. Cal Thomas

One of the hardest things to imagine is that you are not smarter than average. Jonathan Fuerbringer

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak. Steven Wright

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? Cassandra Clare

In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep. Albert Einstein

Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you’re able to persecute. Jonathan Kellerman

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban

Sarcastic Quotes On Life Facts

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Robert Oppenheimer

Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. Murphy’s Laws

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. Sir Winston Churchill

People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. Will Rogers

Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’. Robin Williams

Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. Walter Kerr

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. Frank Lloyd Wright

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. Robin Williams

Sarcastic Quotes On Stupidity

What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera Aldous Huxley

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen

It’s weird, marriage. It’s like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their ‘other half. Jess C. Scott

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand. Kurt Vonnegut

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect. Oscar Wilde

I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, and some people don’t get me, and some people do. Millie Bobby Brown

The more that learn to read, the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. Will Rogers manzara ile ilgili sözler